Leg 6

[Ryan S]

I don`t even feel like posting a confessional but I would feel bad for Host Ryan if we did not have something otherwise.

I think Elbert and I are discouraged, demoralized and disenchanted at our shitty performance these last few legs. We are starting to realize we cannot possibly beat these other teams, and it is becoming frustrating.

I mean, when Orange was eliminated last round, he gave us a sympathy Key because we sucked so much. I never anticipated that we would be disgraced like that. It is just so sad.

So I guess we will show up again on Monday, and come in last again, and survive the vote, repeat ad infinitum, until we are dragged to the final leg, where we will finally be brutally dispatched by the eventual Champions.

[Elbert]

Coming into this game, I thought we were going to be invincible. Having played an Amazing Race online game before in which my partner and I completely dominated (we came in first for over half the legs and of course, the final leg), I had so much confidence especially cuz Ryan is so much smarter than my last partner (she sucked at logical puzzles).

But I couldn't have been more wrong!!! Ryan and I suck like shit. The smelliest kind too. Ugh, it's so frustrating!! Yes, it is usually one damn task that causes us to lose, but that is a testament to our inconsistency in legs. And you need to be consistent to win this game!

We can't even win a fricking key. The only reason why we have two is because Orange fucking felt sorry for us. Maybe it was to make the game more 'competitive'. Well, we are an embarrassment to the word competitive. In future thesauruses, the antonym to competitive will read "Ryan and Elbert"

Our spirits are sooooo down. We really really really need blue to come in second next round so we can vote them out. Then maybe, just maybe, we will have a chance to beat Gold because we've beaten them before. I don't think we've ever beaten Blue.

I will be praying to the Amazing Race gods the next few days.