Leg 3

[Elbert]

So I pretty much owned this leg. I did the flight. Ryan did the car challenge. From there, it was all ME. WOOOOOOOOOOO.

We were so confident. How the fuck did orange beat us! They are monsters. It has to be more than two people helping them!

So I've already concluded that silver won't be finishing this challenge. Which means another team must not finish the leg so that we can vote that team out and keep shitty silver in the game. Problem is, the other three teams are relatively the closest teams to us in the leg. Ugh.

DIE.ORANGE.DIE.

[Ryan S]

"I owned this leg" YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT!
I DID THE CAR CHALLENGE.
AND.
I SOLVED THE TANGRAM. You couldn't solve a single one! You just started doing the permutations of all possible answers!! Q.E.D YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMBASS, YOU DUMB ASS. And I thought I was the one that always failed at the spatial algebra courses, fucking idiot!

But yeah, we got extremely lucky that we didn't solve ANY of the puzzles the way the Host probably intended us to, and despite our flukiness, Orange still beat us....... mental steroids, it HAS to be!

So now both Black and Yellow, our two closest "Allies", are probably on the block for elimination. And it sucks that Yellow and Silver, who we can always count on sucking ass on the challenges, are both in jeopardy. Black is far and away the strongest team of the three that are in danger, and so it is Black that must leave.

Maybe we can start aggressively befriending them, and somehow get them to give their key to us. We are hungry for our first Key, and we'll never win it with Orange consistently destroying our ass. They make it look like they're the only able-bodied athletes competing in the Special Olympics, and it's fucking annoying to be riding in the short bus time and time again.

[Elbert]

You did not solve the tangram! "I THINK it's the square" is your words. Emphasis on the think.
The fact that I was able to solve the permutation means I'm smart. Did you try doing a permutation? NO, because of your fucking ego thinking you can actually solve all the tangrams. Face it Ryan, YOU SUCK!

UMM I SOLVED THE UMBRELLA CHALLENGE FAIR AND SQUARE. Again, get your fucking facts straight. I thought you were at least competent enough to do that. Geez Ryan.

[Ryan S]

WOW. The one fucking leg you did more tasks than me. YOU SUCKED AT LEGS 1 AND 2, FACE IT.
And by the way, that umbrella challenge was SO FUCKING EASY, I could have done it in my sleep! The only reason you started doing that challenge was because you were fucking horrendous at the tennis challenge. I was soooooooo close to getting that, and it would have been inevitable, meanwhile I know you would never be able to do it in a million years.

Had we both started the umbrella task at the same time, I would have fucking owned you!

[Ryan S]

Oh and, "I was able to solve the permutation..." and "Did you try doing a permutation?" doesn't even make sense grammatically. Actually, your sentence is so jumbled I've decided I can't understand it. LEARN ENGLISH YOU IDIOT, IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE YOU KNOW!

[Elbert]

Why are you changing the subject by talking about my grammar? It's because you know that I AM BETTER THAN YOU, and you are just trying to divert attention away from that.

Besides, I owned you in high school English, so shut it.

I did not suck in the beginning challenges. I always solve the yield puzzle! and I usually solve the cipher too! I got 2/3.

[Ryan S]

You are NOT better at English than me. I'm way better than you at the Verbal sight passages on the MCAT, and we were never in the same Grade 12 English class, where I got the highest mark in my respective class. And besides, you always ask (note: present tense) me to edit your essays, and the reason is because I'm a way stronger wordsmith than you!

You got soooo lucky that the Tangram roadblock was permutable, and I highly doubt Host Ryan would devise another challenge where you can solve a mental puzzle by brute force.

Well at least when we fight, it's always after, and not during, the leg - well aside from your desperation "HURRY!!!" cries.

[Elbert]

We were never in the same class in grade 12 because you chickened out and took it in summer school!! Too afraid to take it with the big guns! I got the highest in my class too, and I had Stella Lee in my class! I am better than you, we were in the same class in grade 11 and I beat you!

I can solve mental puzzles. I own you in sudokus. The End.

Yeah that's true. Hopefully we can win tomorrow's leg. Orange got speedbumped again. Someone better do the side track and side track white!